Smile it makes your butt tingle:)

beckijacket:

Name: Sparks
Age: 5 years old
Reasons why my dog is the best:
I can leave pizza on the coffee table unattended and she won’t touch it
She only barks when I ask her to
She makes the funniest groaning noises when she stretches
She’s the smartest dog. She watches me with her intelligent eyes and it’s like she knows exactly what I’m doing. Which can be weird because she’s seen me naked multiple times so I try not to think about how smart she is.
When I come home she cries. She literally cries with happiness.
She puts up with me when I sing and dance circles around her.

Name: Sparks

Age: 5 years old

Reasons why my dog is the best:

I can leave pizza on the coffee table unattended and she won’t touch it

She only barks when I ask her to

She makes the funniest groaning noises when she stretches

She’s the smartest dog. She watches me with her intelligent eyes and it’s like she knows exactly what I’m doing. Which can be weird because she’s seen me naked multiple times so I try not to think about how smart she is.

When I come home she cries. She literally cries with happiness.

She puts up with me when I sing and dance circles around her.

▲PEPPERMONϟ†ER∆: Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johansson May NOT Return for "The Avengers 2" »

thomaswh-loki:

Posted: May 8th, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff

We just reported that Robert Downey Jr is in talks with Marvel to return for “The Avengers 2” and “The Avengers 3.” But the actor isn’t even discussing “Iron Man 4,” and we may now know why.

Downey earned…

peppermonster:

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argentinian-idiot:

theblackship:

pokemonmasterkimba:

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

WHAT’S HAPPENING

Damn

theniftyfifties:

Elvis Presley backstage at The Milton Berle Show, 1956.

sapphirenuzlocke:

yo what the hell man