Age: 5 years old
Reasons why my dog is the best:
- I can leave pizza on the coffee table unattended and she won’t touch it
- She only barks when I ask her to
- She makes the funniest groaning noises when she stretches
- She’s the smartest dog. She watches me with her intelligent eyes and it’s like she knows exactly what I’m doing. Which can be weird because she’s seen me naked multiple times so I try not to think about how smart she is.
- When I come home she cries. She literally cries with happiness.
- She puts up with me when I sing and dance circles around her.
Posted: May 8th, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
We just reported that Robert Downey Jr is in talks with Marvel to return for “The Avengers 2” and “The Avengers 3.” But the actor isn’t even discussing “Iron Man 4,” and we may now know why.
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
Elvis Presley backstage at The Milton Berle Show, 1956.
yo what the hell man